Watch the Throne

Dear Baby Boozle,

Listen here princess, why do you hate your car seat?  As soon as I get you in your car seat, you start screaming.  Trying to get you strapped in is hell.  You're screaming and wiggling and driving me crazy.  If you're tired, you usually fall asleep in a matter of minutes but still crying until you finally do.  Otherwise the entire ride to our destination is you screaming and me yelling back trying to calm you down.   

But it appears as though I might have found the secret to keeping you quite.  Apparently "Ni**as in Paris" by Jay-Z and Kanye West soothes you.  I couldn't believe it first, I was just playing the CD to drown you out (that sounds horrible but I do love you, but like I said you're driving me crazy) and you just stopped crying.  I thought you had fallen asleep but you were wide awake just enjoying the song.

Your dad says I need to put some country music on to soothe you, otherwise I'm ruining you.  I'll slowly start trying new music to see what works.  But until you start realizing what the lyrics are to the songs on "Watch the Throne," we'll be quietly rocking out on our way to the grocery store.

Ball so hard,
Mommy Boozle